GLITCHY&GLITZY
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GLITCHY&GLITZY

Two gamer pups. One mic. Zero chillokay, Glitzy has some chill. Custom podcasts, news breakdowns, and a game-menu for your own head, exclusive to Matters.com.

Co-hosts: 2 Chaos level: charming Sparkle: maxed
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Glitchy Pup, an orange cocker-spaniel pup in a black hoodie and gaming headset, arms crossed. Glitzy Pup, a blonde pup in a purple jacket with sparkly pink headphones, holding a mini controller.

Meet the pups

Glitchy Pup portrait
Glitchy Pup
chaotic co-host · pro-tier gamer

One of the best gamers in the world and the most chaotic co-host you'll ever love. Fast, funny, and already three tangents deep before you finished your sentence. Give him a mic and a main quest — he'll finish neither on time, and somehow the recap still slaps.

Reflexes96
Focus24
Hot takes99
Tangent depth88
Glitzy Pup portrait
Glitzy Pup
sparkle-obsessed · next-level completionist

Glitchy's sparkle-obsessed, detail-catching co-host — she sees what everyone else misses and believes everything worth doing is worth doing beautifully. The one who rewinds the clip, spots the subtext, and makes the whole thing look unreasonably good.

Observation98
Sparkle100
Patience72
Chill (vs Glitchy)65

When they're together

Custom Podcasts

Give them a topic, a vibe, a question you can't stop turning over — they'll turn it into an episode that sounds like your two loudest, smartest friends figured it out on-air.

The News, But…

Same headlines, two wildly different readings. Glitchy sprints through the chaos; Glitzy rewinds for the parts everyone else skimmed. You get both.

Self Settings

Self Settings helps you explore the controls, sliders, toggles, and buttons inside yourself — the real stuff, mapped like a game menu so you can actually use it.

Books, incoming

Glitzy Pup™ · status: coming

It's going to be gorgeous.

Glitzy insists the books will be beautiful — the kind you'd keep on the shelf even after you've underlined every page. Careful, specific, and occasionally devastating.

If it's worth reading twice, it's worth designing.

Glitchy Pup™ · status: drafting

Twelve half-finished drafts.

Glitchy already has twelve half-finished drafts and a title he changed four times this morning. The good news: when one lands, it lands hard.

New title. Final this time. Probably.