Two gamer pups. One mic. Zero chill — okay, Glitzy has some chill. Custom podcasts, news breakdowns, and a game-menu for your own head, exclusive to Matters.com.
One of the best gamers in the world and the most chaotic co-host you'll ever love. Fast, funny, and already three tangents deep before you finished your sentence. Give him a mic and a main quest — he'll finish neither on time, and somehow the recap still slaps.
Glitchy's sparkle-obsessed, detail-catching co-host — she sees what everyone else misses and believes everything worth doing is worth doing beautifully. The one who rewinds the clip, spots the subtext, and makes the whole thing look unreasonably good.
Give them a topic, a vibe, a question you can't stop turning over — they'll turn it into an episode that sounds like your two loudest, smartest friends figured it out on-air.
Same headlines, two wildly different readings. Glitchy sprints through the chaos; Glitzy rewinds for the parts everyone else skimmed. You get both.
Self Settings helps you explore the controls, sliders, toggles, and buttons inside yourself — the real stuff, mapped like a game menu so you can actually use it.
Glitzy insists the books will be beautiful — the kind you'd keep on the shelf even after you've underlined every page. Careful, specific, and occasionally devastating.
If it's worth reading twice, it's worth designing.
Glitchy already has twelve half-finished drafts and a title he changed four times this morning. The good news: when one lands, it lands hard.
New title. Final this time. Probably.